MMEEEEEOOOOWWWWWW!!!!
I will say this... if the title of this post caught your eye you are one sick mo-fo!!!! lol... Having said that... this video is hilarious ....and makes me truly believe that animals really are how we see them in movies...

...you know how we can actually hear animals have intellegent conversations in flicks? That's how it is... I am now convinced because of this cat-tacular video... hahahaha "cat-tacular"... just made that up and I don't know if it's funny to me because I am delirious or if it is a genuinely laughable word.... Hmmmm... I wonder if I can think of some more cat-tastic words, aahhhhh it appears as thought it's possible... uhhhh oooohhhh here we go on a completely useless side track word-o-rama... cat-eriffic... cat-ubulor...cat-raordinary....cat-redible....cat-perb... .... oohhhh ummm... that last one could maybe sound like i was calling the feline a perv... i'll stop on that note.

With that theory in mind I often think of what Diva is saying all day every day. Since for some reason we don't get to hear the chatter from our loved creatures sometimes I'll just make up conversations and try to read her body language and facial expressions to find the words she is most likely saying to me... for instance, this was Diva a few mornings ago at about 3:15AM...
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She had got out of bed with me... ate her breakfast and crawled back into be and looked sooooooooo incredibly comfy... when I looked and saw that adorable sweet face with those undeniably cute eyes looking up at me I just know Diva was thinking....

"Is this crack ****** serious!?! This bi*** gets up every single morning at the butt crack of dawn and expects me to awake from my beauty sleep and pull my a** outta bed... wtf?!?!"

Needless to say I let her lay there for a while without bothering her... I do hope she recognized my effort to help make the situation better...I hate when people are angry with me... I never know how to react!!!!

Anywho... another case where I totally made up Diva's conversation was the other day when I took her to the dog park... it's quite comical to watch her play at that place cause she isn't down to play in the small dog section... she wants to run with the big dogs.

Clearly the white dog strolled up and was asking Diva, "What the hell are you!?!?" In turn, Diva got a wee bit offended and with a little bit of arrogance shrugs off the white dog with a little, "I'm a yorkie you ignorant bastard." Now, you can see Backer (the brownish pooch behind Diva... a long time friend of the Div's) laughing his ****** off cause he knows white dog wasn't asking what kind of dog she was... it was asking what kind of creature so tiny would be strutting her stuff in with dogs 20x her size!!!

And yes... I do that in my spare time when I am hangin with my dog... Wow.... I need to get a life!!! LOL...

IF I EVER HAVE TO POST A ROOM ON CRAIGSLIST...

soooooo found this post on craigslist... who knows who this fool is but, he's a GENIUS in my book... i wanna move in with him..... lol if I ever want a new roomie I am totally jacking this post from this guy...

YES... YES IT WAS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

So, Valentine's Day as a single person is stupid. I just don't get why everyone expects single people to be all sad on Valentine's day?!?! For me, it was quite the contrary... I had a wonderful day. I went with my family to a pottery wheel class... and yes that is what you are thinking... just like the movie "GHOST". Although none of us had our arms around each other and the room wasn't romantically lit.

that's ghetto I know... but, stupid picture thing isn't working again...

Afterward, I got myself some takeout... mmmmmm pita jungle. I was shocked when the parking lot was kinda empty then laughed a lil' to myself when I realized oooohhhhh yeaaaaaaa most peeps are probably enjoying a romantical dinner. Anywho... I stroll in pick up my food and the guy asks me how my Valentine's Day was.... blah blah blah small talk. As he grabbed my chicken and hummus he gave me a funny look and said, "Looks like dinner for one huh?" When I answered with a "yup," he gave me those "awwww poor you loser alone on valentine's day" eyes. WTF man... he acted like I was gonna go home and slowly devour my dinner alone at a table while the "Now That's What I Call Love" CD blares throughout my echoing living room... oh wait, that's what I did. Soooo....well..... oooohhhh ummm.... this is uncomfortable.

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You know what!?!? Who cares... I ate, Diva and I watched the opening ceremonies of the olympics dvr'd and was in bed... lights out... by 8 o'clock. It was glorious.